My fourth grade students working at my interdisciplinary Science and Language Arts bulletin board. |
- I don't hate you. I just hate some of the things you do.
- Can I come live with you? I want you to be my mom and to come live with you and your husband and son.
- I brought you these chips because you gave everyone your lunch for snacks when they were hungry.
- I hate you.
- I don't have to listen you, little girl. Fat girl.
- Don't you love your boy?
- Mrs. B, you're the best teacher I've ever had.
- I hope you die. I hope you die in prison. I hope you die soon.
- You told us fair is not equal. I get it.
- You are so unfair!
- What are those things under your arms?
- What's that on your eyelid?
- Ugh. Tagmoles? You should get those things cut off.
- What's that in your eye. A pinGUECKula?! What's THAT?!
- I love you.
- I know you love us and care about us.
- How do you spell student?
- What's today's date?
- Can we stay outside longer?
- Do you have a bandaid?
- I gotta use it!!
- Mrs. B, you're giving me a headache.
- This is too hard. I can't read.
- Mrs. B! I get it! I get Real World Math!!
- I wish I was in Ms. Kramer's / Ms. Mitchell's / Mrs. McMillan's class....
- I don't wanna be in nobody else's class, Mrs. B.
- Would the principal fire you if you did that?
- I don't like when you go away. I hate substitutes.
- Can we eat in the classroom with you?
- Can I hold your hand?
- Mrs. B, my leg / cheek / thumb / tummy / throat / head / foot hurts.
- I don't care if you DO call my mama!
- Can we call my mama to tell her I had a good day?
- Did you see me?
- Watch ME, Mrs. B.
- Can I be the line leader?
- Can I take the attendance to the office?
- Can I sharpen the pencils?
- Can I clean off your desk? Erase the board? Collect the homework?
- Mrs. B, you are too nice. That's why we be misbehavin'.
- Mrs. B, you are mean.
- I love you.
- Can I read to you?
- Will you read to us?
- Thank you for telling me that.
- O.EM. Gee.
- I cain't work with HER.
- Can we work together?
- What's that what you call when you do something....? Consequences?
- Your husband must be a nice man.
- I hope you have a good weekend with your husband and your son, and I wish I could come home with you this weekend.
- I hate you. I wish you would get fired.
- Do you love me?
- How do you think I feel?
- These kids are crazy. They don't know how to act.
- With my glasses on, I can see the whiskers on your chin better.
- Your hair is grey, not brown. No offense.
- You look a lot younger in your picture.
- Are you white?
- What's that word?
- I don't know how to do this. No one will help me!!
- You didn't bring any ranch to dip your carrots in? How can you eat that?
- You got a snack for me? I'm hongry.
- You always get me in trouble.
- Mrs. B, Ms. B, Miz B, Mrs. B, Ms. B, Miz Bee...........
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