Ms. Booty: Mark Linkous died.
Mister: Huh?
Ms.Booty: Mark Linkous. Know him? Sparklehorse?
Mister: Oh, yeah. Right.
Ms. Booty: Sad. Shot himself in the heart. In Knoxville.
Mister: He's no Fess Parker.
Ms. Booty: What?
Mister: He's no Fess Parker.
Ms. Booty: I can't understand you.
Mister: Some people don't like current events.
Ms. Booty: What? You're mumbling!!
Mister: I can't help myself. I just ate a cookie that tasted like it came out of a tomb in Egypt. It's stuck in my teeth and so dry I have no saliva to speak....
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