As the nursing mama is lustily slurping up breakfast one recent morning.....
Ms Booty Homemaker: If you could only choose between bacon and a pork chop, which would you pick?
My Beloved Mister: Are we talking like a slab of bacon versus a perfectly thick chop?
MBH: Yes. Let's just say they're equally delectable.
MBM: Uh, porkchop.
MBH: Yeah, I knew you were a chop man. Do you love a chop better than you love me? Which would you choose?
MBM: Are we talking the perfect Paige, or maybe are you being a little tired and bratty?
Once, I told Brett that I adored my father's pork chops. Now, if I tell Brett I adore him, he always asks, "more than pork chops?"
ReplyDeletethat said, I'm with E on this one. Pork chop all the way.